The Only 2011 Forecast With A Bizarro Chance Of Getting It All ...
President Obama will request a loan of 100 trillion quatloos from the aliens as a "gesture of friendship to Earth," which his financial advisors estimate will fund the status quo to the 2012 elections. Republicans will issue a stern warning .... #5 "Contestants will gather in a replica of Rome's famed Coliseum" no, TV is far too cheap for that. Think huge uninsulated pole barn. #8, it won't be quatloos, see here: http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/224688/no-space-cash ...
